sad blog for sad teens
it’s kinda awkward when you’re friends with 1 or 2 people from a certain group but not the rest and you have no idea why
I enjoy the simpler things in life, like sitting down with a good long gay fanfic.
Every male should see this.
REBLOGGING MY OWN POST BECAUSE MY UTERUS IS CONTRACTING SO.
Ugh cause my body hates my right now.
Y E S
THIS. ALL THOSE CUNTS OUT THERE WHO SAY IT’S EASIER TO BE A GIRL THAN A GUY, YOU’RE FUCKING STUPID.
Yea what they said!
AND let’s not forget the fucking cost of all the supplies.
Getting kicked in the balls=ice which is free.
Good pads and tampons aren’t cheap.
And also don’t forget to mention you can have all sorts of fun problems with menstruation. Low iron? HERE’S A WHOLE LOT OF BLOOD. Hormone problems? HOPE YOU LIKE BLEEDING EVERY OTHER WEEK. Seriously, I’d trade getting kicked in the balls for shedding the lining of an internal organ anytime.
The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!! NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”
I WASN’T EVEN GOING TO REBLOG UNTIL I SAW THE SHIT TON OF PUNS
HES BREAD JIM
when it was my year 12 graduation ceremony each girl has to stand up next to the principal and she chats about us and we all need to tell her our ‘motto for life’ and I remember this one girls quote was ‘science flies you to the moon while religion flies you into buildings’ and there was just a massive gasp while she was just cackling on stage and tbh i think that was the most intense moment of my entire school life
I wish there were necklaces given to us at birth that were half of a unique shape and your soulmate wore the other half and they got warmer the closer together you were and colder the further away you were so you could go on this journey when you’re ready to find your other half so that you could be spared all the pain and heartbreak of being played with by those who don’t take dating as seriously as you do